Funny Phlebotomist Mug, 'I Will Stab You' Coffee Cup, 15oz Ceramic Mug with Bamboo Lid, Nurse Gift, Lab Tech Humor

$15.99


Add a dose of humor to the daily grind with our "I Will Stab You" mug! This is the perfect gift for the phlebotomist, nurse, lab tech, medical assistant, or any healthcare hero in your life who appreciates a good laugh (and knows their way around a needle).

This high-quality, 15oz ceramic mug is designed for durability and daily use. It features a sharp, funny design on the front and our signature "DSL" (DatScrubLife) monogram on the back.

​Why You'll Love This Mug:
​Two-Sided Design:

​Front: Features the hilarious text "I Will STAB You - I'M HERE FOR YOUR BLOOD," complete with EKG lines and a syringe graphic.

Back: Showcases our stylish "DSL" monogram for DatScrubLife.

Premium Quality & Sizing: A generous 15oz size for your essential coffee, tea, or water. Made from durable, high-quality ceramic.

Bamboo Lid: Includes a stylish and practical bamboo lid to keep your drinks warm and prevent spills.

Sublimated Print: The design is professionally sublimated, meaning the ink is fused into the mug's ceramic coating. This is not a sticker or vinyl. The design will not peel, crack, or fade over time.

Easy Care: This mug is built for real life. It's both dishwasher and microwave safe (mug only, please hand-wash the bamboo lid).

This mug makes a fantastic and funny gift for Nurse Week, Lab Week, graduations, birthdays, holidays, or just to show appreciation for your favorite "vampire" coworker.

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